Hobb 'n Dobbs: Book 1 (Sample Chapter)


[This is a sample chapter from The Amazing Adventures of Hobb ‘n Dobbs, Book 1: The Mysterious Submariners By Kyote King (A.K.A. Gary Lee Parker)]

Chapter 1

Jason Hobb and Justin Dobbs. The two are inseparable. Have been ever since the first grade when Miss Clarissa, the elegantly bewitching music teacher at Creekside Elementary School, kept the boys after class for tutoring. It seems the boys had fallen behind in their fidicinal education after losing a recent boxing match with the Chicken Pox.

Had they known they were to have the musical beauty all to themselves for a whole hour, three days in a row, they may have been tempted to intentionally catch the nasty little virus themselves. Some of us still wonder if they didn't.

Anyway, both agreed (from beneath a thick layer of calamine lotion) it was worth it. And both still play the violin. Just the electric variety.

*****

On Dobbs' thirteenth birthday Hobb burst through the heavily worn oak door of the Dobbs residence like a hurricane, his dog, Jack, fast on his heels. The sudden shift in air pressure ruffled the curtains over the windows scattering shafts of morning sunlight across the room like the hazy light-show at a Madd Hadder concert.

“Justin, I've got an idea!” he said, like this was some novel event in his day. Truth be told, if there was anything Hobb could always be counted on, it was an idea. The dreamer beneath his short, dark mess of hair kept churning out new schemes and fantastic ideas at a frightening pace. Sometimes when Dobbs was bored he would pick a subject at random from the objects lying about – an old magazine, or an item on a shelf – and sneak the thought into conversation just to watch the brilliance of Hobb's brooding mind unfold. Entertainment.

“Whatcha got?” said Dobbs, half in question and half in statement. Slumped sideways in an oversized easy-chair, his legs dangled in the air like stumps bent by a strong wind, proving too much a temptation for the border collie who immediately began nipping at the wiggling toes and licking the ticklish space in the hollows of his feet.

Laughing and kicking harmlessly at the mutt, Dobbs pulled himself up and tucked his besieged feet into the deep folds in the corner of the chair for safety, setting his book – his favorite author's latest adventure novel – on the family's wide driftwood coffee table.

“You know how we can't hang out anywhere without somebody,” here Hobb threw a sideways sneer in the general direction of Dobbs' sisters' rooms, “interrupting us?”

“Yeah?” said Dobbs. It had been a burr under the boy's saddles all summer long, and the pair frequently ranted about the constant irritation, but had as yet done nothing about it but complain.

“Well, I think we need to build a clubhouse!” he said, then added hurriedly, “A real clubhouse, in a tree, with a retractable ladder and electricity and wi-fi and everything.”

The Madd Hadder was the boy's favorite band and Dobbs had their latest album playing on his MP3 docking station on the mantle. The band's trademark drumbeat and lush guitar sounds washed through the room like an insistence, reinforcing the urgency in Hobb's voice.

“Oh, happy birthday, by the way,” he added, tossing a small wrapped package at his best friend's fiery red head.

Dobbs easily snagged the projectile out of the air just before impact. He'd been the receiver on their middle school's football team for the last two years, and was good. Very good.

“Thanks, Jason,” he said, tearing at the perfectly folded paper to get at the gift inside.

Opening the small box under the paper, he pulled out a fancy pair of orange swimming goggles and held them up to the light for inspection. It was a nice pair, and probably set his friend back a full month's allowance. He looked up quizzically.

“That's part one,” said Hobb. “Part two is where we head out to the hole for a swim; see if we can't find us some pirate's treasure under the waves.”

By “the hole” Hobb meant the small inlet in the deep woods on the black waters of the Pacific Northwest's Puget Sound where the boys had been sneaking off for summer swimming as long as they could recall.

Two weeks out from the new school year they were both feeling the familiar pressure to cram as much summer fun into their final few days of freedom as possible, and a swim in the hole fit that bill nicely. At its mention Dobbs bounded from his easy chair and disappeared down the hallway.

When he emerged a moment later his frayed orange hand-me-down swim trunks were hanging out of his shorts and he had a towel draped lackadaisically over his stout shoulders. Somewhere in the mess he'd found a pair of running shoes and a mostly-clean pair of blue ankle socks which he quickly crammed his feet into, then said, “Ready when you are.”

“Ready for what?” came a squeaky high-pitched and insistent voice. The boys looked up to find one of Dobbs' two little sisters, Jessie, standing in the doorway with her fists locked to her hips like a tense mother on the verge of losing a fraying temper. Her cropped bright-red curls blazed, adding to the effect. She was nothing if not precocious.

Jessica was the older of his sisters, and Dobbs had a close bond with the little upstart. He had protected her for years, to her constant consternation. But she admired him for it, though she'd never admit as much to Dobbs.

“Going swimming?” She eyed the towel and trunks suspiciously, like a budding Sherlock Holmes.

“Maybe,” said Dobbs. He loved his little sis, and wouldn't lie to her. But he didn't want her tagging along either. She was an adorable pest, but at ten years old she was still a pest. “Does it matter?”

“Yes,” she said sternly, turning her nose toward the ceiling with a haughty snub. “I'm trying to watch tee-vee, and your music is interrupting me.” She sneered the word music, as though exasperated by the notion anyone would deign to classify such noise with the term.

Dobbs snatched the music player from it's stand and wound the ear-buds around it, then shoved it in one of his pockets.

“Problem solved, and the house is all yours,” he said with an exaggerated smile and a low bow. He was just glad he didn't have to figure out a way to ditch the girl without hurting her feelings.

Hearing the pronouncement, Jessie twirled on her heels and stalked down the hallway toward the cluttered family room, never taking her hands from her little swaggering hips. Harrumph.

Hobb's dog, Jack, disappeared down the hall behind her, apparently opting for an afternoon of cuddling and relaxation in the cool house with the young girl over a hot day tromping through the woods.

That's loyalty for you, thought Hobb, laughing to himself.

“You got grub?” asked Dobbs a few moments later as they slipped through the hole in the back fence and into the dark woods beyond.

“I've got better than that,” said Hobb. “I've got birthday cake! And I got you a bottle of a new cola I found on the peninsula the other day. I tried it; you'll love it.”

“Sweet!” said Dobbs. Dobbs’ love of specialty colas was only outdone by his love of football, and he was always on the lookout for new varieties to add to his collection of empties.

He would never get to eat the cake, though he had to admit later, the cola was delicious.

*****

The waters of the Puget Sound were dense and cold, with a thick oily look, like black tar under a heavy moon. The few breakers daring enough to rise moved at a sludge-like pace across its skin. Perhaps because they were busy hiding secrets in their depths; dangerous secrets they had no business keeping; secrets that were about to break the boy's world apart, and possibly cost them their lives.